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Thursday, December 9th, 2010
6:38 am
[mdyesowitch]
More bad spam comments to a wordpress blog
These wordpress ones seem to take a general form:
Email address: Bogus
URL: Actual spam URL
Content: Random spew that almost makes sense, if you don't read it too close and/or try to match the content of the comment to the content of the blog post.

They were on a rampage last night as I got 7 new spam comments yesterday after several weeks with nothing. I'll only post the ones that were interesting/amusing:
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Unlike to other statements, better researched ideas continue to bring in readers like me. My first time here. I came across lots of intriguing stuff in your blog particularly its discussion. The many replies show I am not the only one with this opinion

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Thing you are talking about seems sensible. Yet, think about this, let’s suppose you added a little bit more? I mean, I do not want to teach how you can write your blog, but if you added more stuff which can certainly get people’s notice? Simply as a online video or perhaps a image or perhaps two to obtain your readers interested concerning what youve got to say.
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Hi there thanks for this not good post. But I still dont understand the third part though! (Followed by spam URL)
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I was just doing some web browsing on my Blackberry during my lunch at work , and I happened across something I thought was interesting . It linked over to your website so I clicked over. I can’t really figure out the relevance between your site and the one I came from, but your site good none the less .
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Hmm I used to be definitely thinking things know about generate these¡­. Good your site content work great, even though I would not recognize some points When i also like your site, I saved the item upon Propeller to visit this subsequently for a second time !
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That last one makes me think of Monty Python. "Now go away, you silly English dogs, or I will taunt you a second time!"
Friday, September 3rd, 2010
3:22 pm
[mdyesowitch]
You're right. All my other comments *are* stupid. I'll post your spam right now!
Someone posted this as a comment to a wordpress blog I have. I did not go back to see if there was an original comment I marked as spam earlier.
Does this technique really work?Collapse )
Tuesday, December 1st, 2009
7:27 am
[mdyesowitch]
Monday, November 16th, 2009
10:25 am
[rollick]
Honesty will get you nowhere
This is the first authentically honest spam I've ever seen, though I can't say that it accomplishes much in the process.




Hello,
we are spammers ? See:

Stop paying so much for what you know already.
SpamX

Responder |Jose King ✆ para karinafiorillo
mostrar detalhes 14:03 (0 minutos atrás)

deJose King <remnant9verb@avclub.com>
horário do remetenteEnviado às 14:03 (GMT-01:00). Horário atual no local de envio: 13:17. ✆
parakarinafiorillo@gmail.com

data16 de novembro de 2009 14:0
Stop paying so much for what you know already.

WHAT A GREAT IDEA!
Ring Anytime 1-813-273-8151
We provide a concept that will allow anyone with sufficient work experience to
obtain a fully verifiable University Degree.
Bachelors, Masters or even a Doctorate.

Current Mood: amused
Tuesday, August 4th, 2009
9:32 am
[cartoonmayhem]
Really bad cut and paste job, if you ask me.
 FRANЗAISE DES JEUX LOTERIE NATIONALE
(LOTO EUROMILLONS) JEUX
SAFIG - FDJEUX SERVICE CLIENTELE BP 18147
7018 MELUN CEDEX, FRANCE
DEPARTEMENT INTERNATIONAL DE RECOMPENSE DE PROMOTIONS/PRIX.
www.fdjeux.com

REFERENCE NUMBER: EUMIL/9925 1340068/04
BATCH NUMBER: WW/5617/IFR


AWARD NOTIFICATION/ FINAL NOTICE. 

  We are pleased to inform you that as a result of our recent EURO MILLIONS LOTERIE SWEEPSTAKE INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY PROGRAM held on the  30th of July, 2009. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 22511965491-7710 with serial number 2204-854 drew lucky numbers 5-01-11-84-61-92 which consйquent won in the 2nd category.

  You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of Ђ500,000,00{Five Hundred Thousand Euros}.Note that all participants in this lottery program have been selected randomly through a computer ballot system drawn from over 200,000 companies and
30,000,000 individual email addresses from all search engines and web sites.
This promotional program takes place every year; this is to encourage the use of the internet and computers worldwide. For security purposes and clarity we advise that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims have been processed and your money remitted to you.

  This program is strictly for international participants ONLY!
You have to send following details in order to facilitate the processing and release of your winning

Name: ...........................................
Nationality:....................................
Contact Address..............................
Country of residence: ..................
Tel number: ..................................
Occupation: ..................................
Sex: ..............................................
Date Of Birth:................................
Winning E-mail Address:...............

  This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claims and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. You are requested to contact your claims officer Mr. Larry Dominique, to assist you with the processing of your winnings and subsequent payments. Email Address:- lottoinfoeuromillion@yahoo.com.hk

  All winnings must be claimed not later than one month after the date of this notice. Please note, in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, endeavor to quote your serial number and lucky numbers in all correspondence

  Congratulations once more and thank you for being part of our promotional program.
NOTE: - YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY DISQUALIFIED IF YOU ARE BELOW 18 YEARS OF
AGE.

Sincerely yours,
Mrs. Alain Caron
Customer Relationship Manager
Saturday, July 4th, 2009
2:20 pm
[cartoonmayhem]
Check Cashier's Scam
Hello


How are you doing, this is a awareness to let the public know that we have a job opening for the position
of Accounts Receivable/Payable Clerk at (ANDREW ARTIST LIMITED). Would you like to work from your
home and get paid weekly? (ANDREW ARTIST) specialize in serving the entire countries and a growing
export market, particularly in the supplies of selected Paints including Paints and Arts deco ratings.

ABOUT US:

Our Company, Our Vision, Values, Mission and Operating Principles have been developed to reflect not only
our day-to-day work on our core business.

Strategies are to guide us through the challenges and opportunities that come with global expansion and
rapidly changing markets.
Visit our website for details: http://www.andrew-wood.com/index.html


Job Description


Your primary task for now, as a representative of the company is to Coordinate payments from customers
and help us with the payment process. You are not involved in any sales. Once orders are received and
sorted we deliver the product to a customer. After this has been done the customer has to pay for the
products but in most cases we make our clients prepay for orders or items.

They order for.

About 90 percent of our customers prefer to pay through, Cashier Check, Poster Money Order. Based on the
amount involves we have decided to open this new contract-to-hire job position for solving this problem.


Your First Primary task (Collection of Payments):

1. Payment will be issued in form of Cashier Check, check or Poster Money Order to your name and send to
your address by our customers.

2. You must be checking your email every day to know when payment has been sent or Wired by our clients.

3. Deduct 10 % which will be your percentage/pay on Payment processed.

4. Forward balance after deduction of percentage/pay to any of the offices you will be contacted to send
payment to, you'll have a lot of free time doing another job, because this job is part time, you'll get good
income ($500usd weekly). But this job is very challenging and you should understand it. We will consider
your application if you satisfy our requirements and we are sure you will be an earnest assistant till we start
Running our branch office in your state. Get back to us with below information so that we can add your
mailing address to our Regional database and forward it to our customers.


EMPLOYMENT FORM

Reference No: - LSLCA/2031/ 8161/05
Batch No: R4/A313/2-60
Full name:....................................
Address (not p.o.box): ....................................

City: ...................................
State: ....................................
Zip: ...................................
Country: ....................................
Home Phone:
....................................

Cell Phone: ....................................
Email: ....................................
Gender: ....................................
Age: ....................................

Profession: ....................................
Nationality: ....................................

Thanks for Your Total Understanding

I wait your full details ASAP,


(Job Processing Unit)

Payments Instructor
ANDREW WOODS ARTIST
United Kingdom,
Jerry Thomson
Email: jerrythomson@hushmail.com
Website: http://www.andrew-wood.com/index.html
12:12 pm
[cartoonmayhem]
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Dear Webmail User,

We regret to announce to you that we will be making some vital
maintainance on our Webmail system. During this process you might
have login problems in signing into your Online account, to prevent this,
you will have to confirm your account immediately after you receive this
notification.

To confirm and to keep your account active during and after this
maintenance process, please reply to this message with the below account
information.

Failure to do this might result to a permanent deactivation of your user
account from our database to enable us create more spaces for new users
and to also reduce spam input.

Confirm Your Account Details
Webmail Email ID:
Email Password:
Date of birth:

Your account shall remain active after you must have successfully
confirmed your account details.

Thanks for bearing with us.

Webmail Support Team.
Sunday, June 14th, 2009
11:22 am
[cartoonmayhem]
Wow. Free luggage. How mighty white of them.
From: Mr. Lawal Olu
Treasury Dept Bank of Ghana

Dear Sir,

I know this letter will come to you as a surprise because you do not know me before; my name is Mr. Lawal Olu, Treasury Dept Bank of Ghana.

During the airlift of some presidential luggage's to Europe I and my colleagues in the above department unanimously decided to include additional luggage containing US$4.8Million only for our own benefit though it was labeled "Photographic Equipment" for security reasons. I am obliged to contact you to assist us on getting the luggage cleared from the agent and delivered to you. As we have agreed on the following tames.

(1) All relevant documents to claim the luggage will be procure in your name to enable the agent deliver the luggage to your mailing address. (2) You will be entitled to a share of 25% of the total amount. (3) 5% of the total amount will be set aside for expenses on both sides. (4) 70% of the total amount will be for my colleagues and me.

If this business terms and conditions are ok by you, kindly contact me on this mail address, also, furnish me with your full names, mailing address and your personal telephone / fax numbers, for easier communication for immediate forwarding to the agent in Europe.

Note that this business is 100% risk free, as all relevant documents to back up the claim will be procure on your name, however we advice you to keep the entire transaction close to yourself until you received the luggage. For security reasons other modalities will be discussed as soon as you response to me.

Yours Faithfully
Thursday, April 23rd, 2009
10:05 am
[cartoonmayhem]
The Same Last Name As Mine Scam
I have noticed a dramatic decrease in scamspams lately. I wonder if the law is cracking down on them. That being said, I got this one this morning.

 Hello
My name is DAVID WILLIAM . I am an attorney, working with the reputable legal firm - Hogarth Chambers in London, United Kingdom. I am contacting you because you share the same last name with my late client, He was a personal client of mine and I managed all his legal affairs. 

As of today, I stand as a true custodian to the cash deposit which he made in a Finance Firm outside the United Kingdom. I am faced with the task of getting someone who can stand as his beneficiary, who can be permitted to claim the fund. 

The amount deposited is $US12Million and the Finance Firm is ready to release the money to whoever I present as the true fund beneficiary and next-of-kin to my late client because my late client accorded me with a Letter of Authority(PowerofAttorney)duly endorsed in the British High Court of Justice when he made the deposit, to act on his behalf in times of his absence and inability to act and I was his legal advising counsellor on the deposit and other issues. 

The Finance Firm where my client deposited the fund currently demands that I quickly provide a beneficiary for the fund because the deposit duration has expired and needs a renewal or withdrawal from their company otherwise it will be handed over to the government.This is the reason that I decided to contact and do this deal with you so that we can get the money out whether you are truly related to my late client or not. 
If you feel we can sign out the funds together quickly send me your names in full, your contact address, your contact telephone number and I will get back to you with details of the transaction. 

Regards, 
DAVID WILLIAM B.Sc, Dip Law


Current Mood: amused
Tuesday, April 21st, 2009
12:33 pm
[mdyesowitch]
They want to steal your money, but we want to help you get your money
Uh...yeah....Collapse )
My two favorite bits are the part where OTHER people are trying to steal your money, and we're trying to help you recover it (by stealing it. Good plan!) and the yahoo.com address. That really sells it.

Current Mood: amused
Saturday, March 28th, 2009
2:46 pm
[cartoonmayhem]
Stop Reading The Tabloids
This one was a very standard "I'm the last survivor of some terrible war or whatthefuckever and it would have been shitcanned like the thousands of others I get a year, except the the name at the end The Nicole Smith tagline. Somebody reads too much of The National Enquirer


Beloved Friend in the Lord

Greetings in the name of God, Please let this not sound strange to you for my only surviving lawyer who would have done this died early this year, I prayed and got your e-mail from your country's pagebook which I have been going through since the death of my late husband in search of a God fearing person to whom I will entrust my inheritance fund to his or her hand that will not betray my intention. 

I am Mrs. Nichole Smith from Switzerland, I am 42 years old, suffering from a long time cancer of the lungs, from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious according to my doctors that I may not live so long, this is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage. 

Meanwhile, I was brought up from a motherless babies home as an orphan, was married to my late husband for twenty years without a child, my husband died in a plan crash, and before his death we were true believers.

Since his death, I decided not to re-marry and sold all my inherited belongings and deposited the sum of Ten million U.S dollars (US$10.M) in the bank.

Presently, this money is still with the bank, and the manager of the bank just wrote me of recently to come forward to receive the money. For keeping it so long will amount of loosing it, or rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody of my choice to receive it on my behalf since I can not come over to them because of my illness or consider the money be confisticated. 

However, I'm with my laptop on my hospital bed here in Switzerland where I has been undergoing treatment for my cancer of the lungs.
It is my best wish to see that this money is invested to any charitable organization of your choice, and use part of it to promote Christianity, Islam and as well as distributing each year among the widows, less privileges, orphanages and the motherless babies home across your country.

I want you as God-fearing person  to assuring me that you will utilize this funds accordingly as I stated herein without deviating from my heart desire.

I took this decision, before I rest in peace due to what I gone through during my days of up bringing as an orphan with motherless babies home.

As soon as I receive your reply with your INFORMATION, I shall give you the contact of the bank where I deposited this fund to enable you contact them on the matter and most importantly, I will also issue you my letter of authorization that will prove you as the beneficiary of my fund through my new lawyer Mr. Gary Neville.

For your interest and readiness to carry out this divine project on my behalf, get back to me immediately on: mrsnicholesmith@gmail.com

Thanks for understanding while hoping  to receive your immediate reply.

Yours beloved Sister in the Lord,

MRS. NICHOLE SMITH

Tuesday, March 17th, 2009
1:02 pm
[cartoonmayhem]
I left the spacing intact to let you see how clumsy this one was

Are you tired of Seeking Loans and Mortgages,have you Been Turned down constantly By your banks and Other Financial Institutions, We give out loans to all categories of people, firms, companies, schools,churches,industries etc. we give out loans at very cheap and moderate rates, We are trusted,reliable and dynamic. Any interested persons should fill the form below and send it to our email down below.


Email: henryajalaloaninvestments1@gmail.com


Name:..................................................
Country:..................................................
Address:.................................................
Phone number:...........................................
Current place of work:...................................
Loan amount needed:..............................
Loan duration...................................
Monthly income:..............................
Email address:.......................................


Thanks for your patronage

 

Current Mood: amused
Friday, March 13th, 2009
3:00 pm
[cartoonmayhem]
Really bad one
 Attention to the Beneficiary.

With reference of the information received from United Nations,African Union and the Paris Club in respect of your out standing funds which has been delayed as a result of your inability to meet up with the payment which you were asked to pay and compounded by you, by still dealing with none officials which you suppose to be dealing with. It is very sad that uptil now you have not recieve your funds and now we want to inform you that all these Financial organizations and the Ministry of Finance here, have re-negotiated and agreed after their general meetings with the above mentioned organizations and has agreed that Central Bank Benin, will issue you ( ATM Master Express Credit Card WorldWide).worth ($1.9MUSD) 

'NOTE' that this arrangement was initiated/constituted by the World Bank, United Nations,African Unions and Paris Club after their meeting with the Minister of Finance for the settlement of your contracts/Inheritance paymennt inorder to redeem the bad image of Arican nations,You will now recieve your funds without any interfference or delay from all these fraudsters."NOTE" that with this arrangement, it will be processed and send over to you which you will use to withdraw your money in any ATM MACHINE in any part of the world as the central Bank are inter_swicthed all over the world,but the maximum is($5,500 ) per day. The Master Express Credit Card was contracted and powered by GOLD CARD WORLD WIDE.

So,therefore as a result of the incoming end of the season account reconciliation /external auditing for the end of March 2009, which has brought this mandatory solution concerning the immediate release of your funds through these means (ATM)

So,you are advised to get in touch with the (Africa Compliance ATM Credit Card Claims officer incharge below) and also to assist in the documentation and processing of your ATM FILE by filling the form below.

Full names:.....
Address:.......
Country.......
Zip Code:....
Sex: ......
Age: .....
Marital status:.....
Occupation/Position:......
Scann copy of any of your identification:......
Tel/House /private: .....

I Mr/Mrs.;.. hereby declared  that, all the above information produced by me are true.

Be advised, that you will be required to pay the sum of $139 for administrative, processing and handling charges. 
....................
Contact Person,Dr.Jacobs Ngogo.
Atm Processing & Claim Department.
Tel:+229 -931-387-18
Email:  processing_depart11@inMail24.com OR
cbb_atm_depart@windowslive.com
........................

We would also like to advised you in your own interest to put a STOP to any further communication with any other person(s) or office(s) to avoid complicating matters in receiving your payment. And because of scam impostors, we hereby issued you the code of ethics,which is (Atm-585) Pls.,indicate this code when contacting the officer as the beneficiary.

Sincerely yours In service.
Sign By; Ms.Ann Morris.
Executive Secretary.
United Nations/ African Unions.
Tuesday, March 10th, 2009
6:22 pm
[cartoonmayhem]
This was a really clumsy attempt. Spacing just how it was sent.
 My Dear,

My name is Destiny Duru i work with the Financial Bank of Benin,herein Benin Republic as a Manager in(Telex/Computer Section) .I am incharge of all payment into foreign bank account.I will help you ifyou will not deny me after i helped you.
As i was going through the computer in the morning ,i saw your nameand your unpaid inheritance Cheque Payment which has been kept forquite long times now uncashed/unpaid due to some outstanding feesyou need to offset before your Cheque could be delivered toyou,though this your payment was sometime discussed with ourDirector,but this information i want to give to you now,do notdiscuss it with our Director as i will not be happy if you do and iwill abandon it as soon as you inform him about this development.
You see despite that your Draft has expired, i am ready to creditthis your money into your bank account just of Free Of Charge(FOC)since i am in charge here, i am given you 100% Assurance that ican do this for you, but on the ground that you will give me 5% ofthe total sum IMMEDIATELY this fund is credited into your accountjust as soon as the credit is effected , i will cover up everytracing point about this fund so that no one could trace or find outabout this fund again.
You know this thing i am embarking on is some how illegal, but iwant to take the risk so that i will make some money to establishgood business out there.Please if the above sugestion is ok by you,do reply me immediately i will inform you about the next step.Notethat the Hard Disc for all foreign payments is only one and there isno way i can use the same Disc to credit your account to avoid anytrace and on that ground you will have to buy a Hard Disc in yourcountry and send to me so that i will transmit all your file into itand later use it to credit your account.You don't need to spendmoney any more before you receive your money except the Hard Discyou will buy and send to me.
I would have asked you to send money to buy it here in africa, butfor the fact that it will be cheaper in your country than here,hence i wanted you to buy it there and send it to me.The name of theHard Disc is (TIAC.U12 HDD) and please do not buy any one made intaiwan, the best is the one made in England ok please take note, andwhat is needed is just one Hard Disc only to execute this
transaction either the small size or the big size any one among themcan serve ok.
This Hard Disc is used for crediting of an account, only use in thebank and financial houses .
Just buy it and send it to me immediately so that before the next48hrs the job will be completed.
Thanking you in advance for your understanding.
Yours sincerely,
Destiny Duru (FINANCIAL BANK OF BENIN)
PLEASE DO NOT FORGET TO  REPLY ME ON THIS EMAIL ADDRESS:(officialstation1@gmail.com) ONLY.


Current Mood: amused
Friday, March 6th, 2009
3:35 pm
[cartoonmayhem]
I Received 3 of these in various forms in one day
The ole Bank Draft Phishing Scam. This one was the most amusing of the 3.


 International Certified Bank Draft Cheque. Contact UNITED COURIER SERVICE

Greetings To You My Dear Friend!!!

I have been waiting for you to contact me for your Confirmable Bank Draft of $750,000.00 United States Dollars, but I did not hear from you since that time. Then I went and deposited the Draft with UNITED COURIER COMPANY, West Africa , I traveled out of the country for an 8 Months Course and I will not come back till end of this year.

What you have to do now is to contact the UNITED COURIER COMPANY as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you because of the expiring date. For your information, I have paid for the delivery Charge, Insurance Premium and Clearance Certificate Fee. The only money you will send to the UNITED COURIER COMPANY to deliver your Draft direct
to your postal Address in your country is ($85.00USD) Dollars only being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far.

Again, don't be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except $85.00USDollars.I would have paid that but they said no because they don't know when you will Contact them and in case of demurrage.

You have to contact the UNITED COURIER COMPANY now for the delivery of your Draft with the following information.

Your Full Name:.........................
Your Mailing Address:................
Your Telephone Number:......................

and ask them for there payment information so that you can send them there $85.00usd for the delivery do not forget the Company do not delivery on COD mode so have that in mind.

Contact information bellow:
UNITED COURIER SERVICE
Contact Person: Mr. Samuel Brown
Telephone: +234-807-909-2358
Email: unitedcourier@universia.com.br

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your delivery address and Direct Telephone numbers to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track your package over there and know when it will get to your address.

Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee of $85.00 US Dollars for their immediate action.

Yours Faithfully,
Mr. McDonald Hook

N/B:ENDEAVOR TO CONTACT HIM WITH YOUR CURRENT DELIVERY ADDRESS TO AVOID WRONG DELIVERY...


Current Mood: amused
Friday, February 27th, 2009
1:48 pm
[cartoonmayhem]
Gaslight Central
 Hello Sir/Madam,

How are you today? I hope this email meets you in a perfect condition. I am 
using this opportunity to thank you for your great effort to our unfinished 
transaction and transfer of the international bank draft Check to you from the 
bank, am sorry for presenting and using someone else in your name to get this 
transaction successful. Due to logistic reasons and your inconsistence to the 
other best known to you. Right now, I want to inform you that I have 
successfully cleared the bank draft Check funds through someone else account 
who was capable of assisting me in this great venture that have been over and 
successful.

Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trustworthiness you showed at the 
course of the transaction I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you 
with the sum of $1,500,000 (One Million Five Hundred Thousand United State of 
America Dollars). I have authorized Mr. James Douglas where I deposited the 
money with to issue you international certified bank draft, cashable Check at 
your bank or any where as choice felt. My dear friend I will like you to 
contact Mr. James Douglas for the collection of this international certified 
bank draft. His name and contact address is as follows:

Mr. James Douglas
Email: jdoug1@bizhat.com
Phone Num: +23470-3533-6938

Contact Mr. James Douglas, at the moment I’m very busy here in the United 
Kingdom because of the investment projects which myself and my new partner are 
having at hand in London. Finally remember that I have forwarded instructions 
to Mr. James Douglas on your behalf to send the bank draft Check of $1,500,000 
(One Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Of America Dollars) to you as 
soon as you contact him without delay. Please I will like you to accept this 
token with good faith as this is from the bottom of my heart.

Thanks God bless you and your family. Hope to hear from you soon as soon as 
you've getting my compensation and please do not get angry because that is what 
I have for now till I finish my project.

Best Regards.
Mrs. Stella Thomas.

-------------------------------------------------
This mail sent through IMP: http://horde.org/imp/
Thursday, February 26th, 2009
10:09 pm
[cartoonmayhem]
OMG WTF MWAAAHAHAHAAAAH!
 I NEED YOUR HELP.

I am  Miss.Llilian_Enuko, I have a profiling amount of $7.5 Million Dollars deposited with A BANK HERE IN  ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE, I write to solicit for your partnership towards the transfer of the above quoted funds into your designated bank account for the purpose of investment in your country or any part of the globe.
This is a legitimate business. I will give you details upon the receipt
of your response.
1) YOUR FULL NAME: ___________________________
2) YOUR ADDRESS:_______________________________
3) YOUR TEL NUMBER:________________________
4) YOUR FAX NUMBER: __________________________
5) The Name of the Closest Airport to your City of
Residence:_____________________
6) YOUR Age:__________________________
Regards,
Ms. Llilian_Enuko..



Current Mood: amused
Wednesday, February 25th, 2009
10:38 am
[cartoonmayhem]
The Real EBay Does Not Use GMail Accounts
 Good Day!

An Internet pioneer, eBay, is about to celebrate it's 10-th anniversary! Finally, after 10 years of waiting, the secret of making money has been leaked and it is now available to a limited number of interested people, who want to start their own online business and earn a really great income each month, without troubling for their future anymore.

What we are offering is listed below:
- Learn how to get started on eBay
- How to list your items for a maximum exposure
- How to get the highest prices for your auctions
- How to leverage the eBay marketplace for BIG profits
- How to find more than 10,000 products to sell
- How to use other tools like Google and Yahoo to drive more sales

All of these are perfectly explained in the Free eBayCash System, that we are happy to give you for FREE only this time! Get Your Free Trial Kit Now as the Supplies are LIMITED!

To join this system and start making money online, send us a reply to 13277ignacio.fiorentini@gmail.com so we can send you back more information on how to apply and receive your Free Trial Kit! You cannot loose anything - You can ONLY WIN! Try the FREE Kit of the eBay CashFlow System Now!

Respectfully Yours,
eBay Profit Machine,
Manager


Current Mood: amused
Tuesday, February 24th, 2009
11:27 am
[cartoonmayhem]
The ole Widows and Orphans one
 Greetings Dear Beloved,
I'm Victoria Taylor
 
PLEASE ENDEAVOR TO USE IT FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD. I am the above named person. I am married to Dr. Donald Taylor A LIBERIAN but I'm now in Nigerian General HOSPITAL taking treatment for my sickness, who worked with U.S embassy in LIBERIAN for nine years before he died in the year 2000. We were married for twenty years without a child, my husband died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both born again Christians. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home because of the love both of us share.
 
When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of$8.5 Million (Eight Million five hundred thousand U.S.Dollars) with A Bank Presently, this money is still under the safe keeping of the Reserve SECURITY COMPANY Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next five months due to my cancer problems.
 
Though what disturbs me most is my stroke .Having known my condition, I decided to donate this fund to church or better still a Christian or muslim individual That will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in. I want a church or individual that will use this fund on, orphanages and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner. Hence the reason for taking this bold decision.
 
I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health because of the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I forward your personal information, such as your full name, your full address, with telephone and fax number to my lawyer so that he will contact you as the legal owner of my fund before the bank will be transferring the fund into your nominated Bank Account in your country.
 
I will also issue you a letter of a authority that will back you up as the real next of kin and the original- beneficiary of my fund. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd,you will also promise me that you will not seat on the fund when it gets into your bank account. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life, any delay in your reply will give me room in searching for a church or Christian individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Hoping to hear from you as soon as possible.
 
 
Remain blessed.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs Victoria Taylor


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Monday, February 23rd, 2009
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